Twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern finds himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad Sam Halpern. In the book you will read some advice his dad give him "Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." hehe. Another quote "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking" hahaha. You will enjoy the stories and quotes.